TAKE HEED!
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't
run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow I always
had something else to take care of first -- the truck, the car, playing golf --
always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to
make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and
then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again, I
handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might
as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I
will always have a limp!
And the moral of this story?
Marriage is a relationship in which one
person is always right, and the other is the husband. |
The next time you go on a long road trip forget the road kill and try some diesel fried chicken and it is good for 50,000 miles...
I know we had a nuclear agreement, but I had no idea accountability went this far.
Sometimes it pays to know who your long distance carrier is before attempting that call.
